CARBUNCLES has reported sightings of mainstreamers that look the same in Govan Hell. Like there was one that looked and talked like GAISGUM but had brown hair. Then there was a female mainstreamer that had the same face Craig. He also told us that female mainstreamers are going into the male mainstreamers toilet, possibly because mainstreamers all have the one gender. So as half of the mainstreamers have the same faces and they are equally obsessed with their phones and cigarettes and half of them wear the same blue jacket with yellow insides they are clones. I know we are making this up for a joke but we do see at least one new mainstreamer everyday. And now people that start to hang around with GIASGUM become like mainstreamers and start to hate the people who were once his friends and start to talk like a mainstreamer. The mainstreamers remind me of the sontarans because they are an evil clone race trying to take over the world. Also they wear blue suits, they have the same faces and they are exactly 5 foot nothing. Something tells me the sontarans are based on the mainstreamers. You should check the rossi file Jammaramma made to find out about the mainstreamers and why they are so obsessed with smoking.