Here we are, I've finally ended my continuos updating to this game, I think it needs a rest
So anyway, here it is:
...and yes, again with using the darn image, don't blame me, blame scratch, they're applet thing doesn't work, but I'm sure they'll fix that bug... soon...
Lemme guess, you all want an actual sequal, right? WELL... ok, once I get my new game making software for my birthday (a working Multimedia Fusion 2 Developer, Actualy paid for instead of torrent downloaded, and yes, I'm aware that it's £250!) I'll start off with Rossies 2, It will include more than 1 level this time (yay...?) and a "free mode" which allows you to just keep on shooting cruncanites untill you die, the point in this is, It'll have a scoreboard system, that was what gave me the idea, all the cool features in this upgrade and previous ones will be included (I'll let you guy, fellow Rossi compades, decide on that), with over 50 Quotes this time (this version of Rossies 1 has EXACTLY 50), why am I so sure? because I just thought up more quotes to add just as I published this one, so I decided to forget it and add them to Rossies 2 once I get to making that (that is IF I remember them, but I have a pretty good memory though, so I don't think I'll forget them), Rossies 2 will also include Rossie files as cutscenes. That's all I have planned for it actually, but y'now it's still in pre-production, so I have plenety of time to think of more stuff.
Just thought I'd make this, it didn't take too long, it's basicly a currency translator (Cruncredits is the Cruncrarian currency (as descovered by me and CARBUNCLES!!!)), with a differance, you get to shoot the Cruncanite to translate again. Anyway, I'm gonna work on a Cruncrarian Translator, that's gonna take a while, but I know this kinda thing can and has been done before, because I once saw a German translator on scratch, the only thing is, Cruncrarian's MUCH harder to learn (Trust me, a fellow Rossi Comrade at Team Virtua Ross has studied it for 14 years, and STILL can't speak it fluently, that's how hard it is!), but with a little help from Rossi Comrades and people who have picked up a bit of cruncrarian, I'll manage!
So Anyway, Here's the Cruncrarian Cruncredits Translator:
Yeah, I know, it's the image version, but for some reason when I put the applet version, it only showed the "Learn More about this project" Link, sorry, guys, not my fault!
Alpha Ross Chemical Deveopments are developing a new MRC chemical candy known as the MRC Power Pill. This small sized pill (about the size of a penny) has all the powerful chemicals of Phase II and can repel kruncanites within a 2 meter radius. although only 2m compared to the MRC Phase II, it's power (and size) makes up for it. It also contains anti-kruncarian chemicals which kill kruncanites if the chemicals are delivered by a dart gun. Any kruncanite from Michael Savage to dr.Killcare will think they are dying of swine flu as their organs turn to jelly (and kruncarian slime) and explode. The MRC Power Pill is perfect for those in kruncanite-infested areas. Chemical attack is the best form of defence against kruncanites!
As you might already know, there were two rossi files were on their way, one about the kruncanites and another about PSA robots. but im sorry to inform my fellow comrades that the rossi files have been canceled! windows Vista has rendered the microphone disabled and it no longer works. there is no known soluton to the problem and i can no longer do the vioceover. apperently Microsoft have did this to stop copyright and have locked the microphone feature. DAMN THOSE RETARDS AT MICROSOFT!!!! i am now stuck with a half-devlepoped rossi file waiting to be finished and another ready to be made but no voiceover. I need a way to get the mic feature working so i an complete these long awaited rossi files. If you got any ideas please tell me...
The problem is i can't get both the mic and sound card both in a "working" state. if mark the sound card the mic will become "unavailable" and will not work. i need a way for both to work but there is no possible way and no one has found a way to fix the problem...
As you probably know, a bunch of greedy americans have created a stupid policy where they block videos , music and content so that only people from USA can view it. You can call this "americans only! filtering".
I remember this started when i tryed to download some sounds to use with rossi files from some random site when i got this massage saying "this is an american service only". i was really p*ssed off at this thinking "americans only? WTF! then i remember trying to watch a video on another site and got a stupied massage "this video cannot be streamed outside USA due to copyright ussues" SERIOUSLY WTF!!!! Then in late 2008 they started making changes to Youtube. and one of them was if certain videos trying to watch them you get a red banner at the top that says "this video is not available in your country". They do this with more and more videos everytime i visit the site now. Since king of pop, Micheal Jackson died ( wich is still hard to believe ), some american guy has taken over his channel and blocked all his music videos for americans only! I am angry at whoever did this to his videos. Michael was one of the most famous people arround and the whole world knows him. mj himeslf wouldn't want that and wont be pleased if he knew this guy did this. after all he was out there for the whole world not just for America, . it's just ridiculous and it gets worse. If Hulu are going to take over Youtube, it will become Us only site like Hulu itself. meaning the world most known video site will be gone and only americnans will be able to view it. "Hulu Tube" is gonna suck old youtubes pingas!
Playlist.com has recently started this stupid policy now. Almost, if not all playlists i've seen cannot be wiewed cause it contains one of two songes that are "NOT AVAILABLE DUE TO COPYRIGHT RESTRICTIONS" cmon what's the point and also WHY F**KING BLOCK THE WHOLE PLAYLIST!!!! just block ther "US only" tracks if thats relly the case. i'm looking playlist after playlist and every single one of them is blocked. seriously now, this is f**ked up! go to playlist.com and see for yourself. also playlist are doing the same thing as Soundsnap and Fileplanet. first they started making you have to join the site to download stuff form them. then they started making you have to "subscribe" inother words pay money for so many moths or the premium offor where you sign up for 2 years and pay £6.95 a month.<--WHAT A RIP OFF!!! I used to go on those sites for sounds and music soundtracks but not anymore. Whos gonna pay that money just to view a web site huh? no one! there we go, yet another stupid internet policy!!
Another is the starwars site. which now has that stupid "americans only" policy. go on starwars.com and try watch a clone wars episode. After watching a one minute ad the video will start but only to see a yahoo thing and a woman saying "The content you are trying to view is only available in certain areas" yep and the "certain areas" they mean USA. the people running the site probebly don't realise they are star was fans outside of US. duh!
So whats the reason for this ridiculous policy? Cause the majoryty of american companies all want to be bigger and better then everyone else! its obvious. i've never heard from anything like Japan only content or German only content. this is just a kick in the teeth for all us who are not from America.
There's a proxy thing to get past it but it costs money for bandwith AND LOTS OF IT!!!!!!
F**K THAT SYUPID NEW POLICY!!!!! THERES JUST NO NEED FOR IT!!!!!!!!
It's Finally Here.... In a Download Form, Ok, Let me explain, I don't care what you have to say, just read, now, you know that scratch's limit is 10mb, right? well the game ended up being 87mb! (I know, I can't belive it ither)
Sorry about this, but I didn't have any other choice, but look on the bright side, you can feel free to muck it up, and modify it to make you're own galery shooter, just make sure to give me credit, ok? (What? I DID make it all from Scratch (lol, I guess...) But seriously, though, I spent months on the game, and all I ask in favor is a little bit of credit if you make a remixed version)
Here's The Trailer/Commercial/Whatever For It's Realease:
People keep telling me that YouTube is going to become Hulu tube. If this is true well they are going too far. Youtube is pissing me off whith their stupid copright and that they don't allow me to watch certan videos cause i'm not american. YOUTUBE IS BEING RACIST NOW!!!! Also they keep adding features to the site like HD mode. WHATS THE POINT IF YOUR PC DOESN'T SUPPORT HD!!! besides HD lags like hell on any PC i tryed it on. Another is the beta channel design, which f**king sucks! With the old design you could costomise your channel anyway you want. friends section left or right, channel comments up or down, add or remove sections and add your own background. But with the beta design you can't and besides the videos and different colors every channel looks the same. But why make a new youtube design when everyone likes it the way it already is? Well youtube started with little changes but now they are changing the big things.they are updating the channels because they want that every single little channel looking the same but Partners will have full ability to design their channel into something special so that people who are not that experienced with Youtube will see whos the little guy and the big guy. YOUTUBE ARE JUST RETARDED!!!!
About hulutube, well hulu is going to turn Youtube into a video site for TV shows and commercials. I actually wen't onto hulu site it's self and tryed to watch a video and GUESS WHAT!!! THE VIDEOS ARE FOR U.S. ONLY!!! so i can't watch any of their videos cause i'm not american. AGAIN!!! So i bet the same will happen to Hulu Tube. Also thier will be a tab called 'videos' which will consist of the youtube site so all of Youtube will be stuck in the last tab, videos as an after thought. And there doing this to introduce bigger companies like Disney, who want all the credit. This will be the final change Youtube will make to make the smaller Youtube users almost invisible.
Some people on YouTube said they are leaving youtube and going to dailymotion. If you are pissed off by hulutube and want to move to dailymotion, here's the link to the site:
Phew, I spent hours on the game, it was alot of hastle, but in the end it's worth it, the game works perfectly with the exception of a few glitches, which can be easily fixed
Changes to the new version: Video Intro For Gamerstorm (Don't Worry, It's Skipable) "Spam" Glitch Removed, as in, the glitch where you keep holding down space and youre score keeps going up in a matter of nano-seconds, well, that's fixed now, but hopefully, most of the chatoic and fast gameplay is still there. An actual ending (using the same text dialog thing as the prologe (spelling) did) 9 Tracks, 4 Being Differant Version Of The Doom Theme, and the other 5 are Different songs that fit in with the action (Hopefully) 1 of which is, you could say, a 'Secret" Song, Which Doesn't Play As Often As The Others.
I know that CARBUNCLESS!!! is making an updated version, but since the origonal I made was as glichy as anything, I thought I'd fix it and censor it in a way that it won't offend
Updates Will include: A Soundtrack of 8 songs, 4 Of them the Doom Level 1 Theme in Differant Versions and the other 4 are fast paced kinda-fitting tracks that I just really like the listen to, all will be played at random order. (however the first song will always be one of the doom ones and the second onwards will be any song) All Glitches Taken Out Updated Rossies Logo Full Screen (As In Covering The Entire Screen of the game) Dialog A Real Ending (All I Need a Picture of Emporer Yunki Dead, Anyone Have Any?) Some More and Updated Mainstreamer/Ned Quotes Anything Mentioning the word "Mainstreamer(s)" (That Excludes "Mainstreamer Slime") Will be Replaced By "Neds" Except the 3rd Page OF The Dailog Where it'll Say "Mainstream/Ned Pupils" "Mainstreamer Slime" Will be replaced by ""Deliquent" Slime"
Hope you Guys Understasnd Why I'm Doing This, although I'm basicly beat a dead horse with a stick with stick with this game, I promise this'll be the last update from me and a final update by our good friend CARBUNCLES!!!
As For Rossies 3D I have an Idea of Using Blitz 3D to make it, it's gonna be tricky, but I'll Give it a Shot, Think I should? Well, If I don't Succeed, I'll go back to doing it on scratch.
Famous Chemical Manufacturers In the Name Of Lynx have come up with a new portable way to use chemicals, it's called the "Lynx Bullet", It's Useul for spraying chemicals at your eminmies (Michael Gothisbrainsavagedout, The Amercian Hulk/Skeleten Torso Etc.) when they least expect it, When your face to face with your enimey, with the portable chemical dispense in your pocket, when they least expect it, quickly pull it our and spary it at their face, and for half a day or so, they're face will smell of chemicals, now right now the chemicals contained can only last a day if you're lucky, probably because for the time being now, it's not able to contain the more powerful chemicals yet, and it runs out easily, so use it wisely, it's most useful for sneak spray attacks.
Here's a Picture Of Some:
General, This Weapon May Be Useful For Our Armoury.
First of all the site has been cleaned up a bit. That krunkanite from the Lunatic FAG Cave spammed the forum and left some offensive, and rather disgusting messages. I found one of the messages rather disturbing. It said: "Yo FUn wEb Stuff I Did what YOU told me to DO I Spammed there shit site LOLZ". Since when was Funwebstuff involved? Im not sure. . . i'm confused here.
Secondly, we have 2 new comrades. I'm not gonna mention their real names but their official Rossies codenames are soon so be announced. Be sure to welcome them to the Rossies Retro Taskforce.
And thirdly, Alpha Ross Chemical Developments have created the MRC Phase 2. The new Phase 2 is 4 times more powerful as it contains a chemical which causes the odor to cling to surfaces and lye dormant. As well as a powerful chemical which causes the gases to spread further and become more powerful, able to repel enemies from 4m of its radius. ARC Ross Chemical Developments are a small group in the Rossies who specialise in chemicals. They are known for their slogan, "We use only the finest chemicals".
And that's our announcments.
Team Aipha Ross, command of the Rossies Retro Taskforce