CARBUNCLES has reported sightings of mainstreamers that look the same in Govan Hell. Like there was one that looked and talked like GAISGUM but had brown hair. Then there was a female mainstreamer that had the same face Craig. He also told us that female mainstreamers are going into the male mainstreamers toilet, possibly because mainstreamers all have the one gender. So as half of the mainstreamers have the same faces and they are equally obsessed with their phones and cigarettes and half of them wear the same blue jacket with yellow insides they are clones. I know we are making this up for a joke but we do see at least one new mainstreamer everyday. And now people that start to hang around with GIASGUM become like mainstreamers and start to hate the people who were once his friends and start to talk like a mainstreamer. The mainstreamers remind me of the sontarans because they are an evil clone race trying to take over the world. Also they wear blue suits, they have the same faces and they are exactly 5 foot nothing. Something tells me the sontarans are based on the mainstreamers. You should check the rossi file Jammaramma made to find out about the mainstreamers and why they are so obsessed with smoking.

This is how mainstreamers are made.

Bad news it appears that GIASGUM is a mainstreamer. FOR REAL!

So as I see he listens to mainstreamer music on his phone (or mainstreamer coms device as me and Jammaramma call it) he talks about s*x and peoples private parts a lot and he keeps saying "YOUR MAW!" expecting us to laugh our heads off. How the govan hell is that even funny.

Also i saw a mainstreamer who looked exactly the same as him but he had black hair and his voice was slightly higher. possibly an altered clone of him.

And finally he chases female mainstreamers around the horror ground and they even follow him into the male mainstreamers toilet.

So that proves it, he's a mainstreamer.

But what is he doing in the AU?

CARBUNCLES!