when me and CARBUNCLES first came to govan hell, they were about 700 mainstreamers about, and it kept growing, and now it's about 7000, with mainstreamers with same faces as oher mainstreamers, that's not the worst thing about this whole situation, they somehow cloned me and now a girl mainstreamer has the same face as me, sounds farfech'd, but it's true, 0_0, WTF!? yeah If you'd look closer to her face, you'd probably see a mostache there (yeah I have a small mostache, not the big ones you can easily see, just a small nearly-invisable one) so with that said between the brackets, it'll just look plain weird on a mainstreamer, a female one no less! the reason I'm not on capitals, because this was so weird it was not worth it, I'm freaked out, I'm now in a parrelel dimention which showed a short femal mainstreamer version of me who probably plays next gen consoles, which is completly the oppisite of me, and not to forget the Mainstreamer that had the same face a Craig The One Who had The Face as Gaisgum, and The One Who had The Same Face as the "cool" ricki! I think I'm dead in a way, or just dreaming, oh, I'm Just Confused! O_O

At Govan High school we noticed a lot of birds were being killed. This happened just a few weeks ago. First we saw a dead pigeon covered in blood with it's eyes popped out. At first Cobra thought a mainstreamer killed the pigeon with a cigarette machine gun because it didn't give him a fag but what we saw yesterday and today was much worse and more sick than ever. Yesterday we saw another dead bird with feathers everywhere and a used condom lying next to it. As HeroOfKavatch told us they don't shoot the birds they rape them. HOW THE GOVAN HELL CAN A MAINSTREAMER BE SO SICK AND TWISTED!!! And today we followed a trail of feathers to another raped bird. It looked like he started raping the bird behind the bush and dragged it behind the pond to rape it more untill the bird was dead. I guess the mainstreamer who done it was a GTA4 addict and wanted to rape someone (or something) or maybe a non-mainstreamer (Proper Human Beings) mentioned seeing the bird and the mainstreamer mistook the definition of "bird" and thought he ment a female mainstreamer so tryed to have s** with it. How stupid is that?

Those lunatics won't give up their nonsense!

I have no idea how they got like this and why they are completely against one paricular comrade. That gang and their hybrid leader have a really strange mentality. We will now leave WebieJames, our science officer, to do some research on their mental problems..

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And check mgs.xippy.co.uk to see black dragon going mad at carbuncles,  he's probably on drugs or something!

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CARBUNCLES has reported sightings of mainstreamers that look the same in Govan Hell. Like there was one that looked and talked like GAISGUM but had brown hair. Then there was a female mainstreamer that had the same face Craig. He also told us that female mainstreamers are going into the male mainstreamers toilet, possibly because mainstreamers all have the one gender. So as half of the mainstreamers have the same faces and they are equally obsessed with their phones and cigarettes and half of them wear the same blue jacket with yellow insides they are clones. I know we are making this up for a joke but we do see at least one new mainstreamer everyday. And now people that start to hang around with GIASGUM become like mainstreamers and start to hate the people who were once his friends and start to talk like a mainstreamer. The mainstreamers remind me of the sontarans because they are an evil clone race trying to take over the world. Also they wear blue suits, they have the same faces and they are exactly 5 foot nothing. Something tells me the sontarans are based on the mainstreamers. You should check the rossi file Jammaramma made to find out about the mainstreamers and why they are so obsessed with smoking.

This is how mainstreamers are made.

Bad news it appears that GIASGUM is a mainstreamer. FOR REAL!

So as I see he listens to mainstreamer music on his phone (or mainstreamer coms device as me and Jammaramma call it) he talks about s*x and peoples private parts a lot and he keeps saying "YOUR MAW!" expecting us to laugh our heads off. How the govan hell is that even funny.

Also i saw a mainstreamer who looked exactly the same as him but he had black hair and his voice was slightly higher. possibly an altered clone of him.

And finally he chases female mainstreamers around the horror ground and they even follow him into the male mainstreamers toilet.

So that proves it, he's a mainstreamer.

But what is he doing in the AU?

CARBUNCLES!

After hours of work, I added a games page. I had to create 130 pages, get 130 pictures and create 260 links!!!! It took a days, my whole weekend, but I DID IT!!! go to FWS site and click on games!!!

GOOD NEWS PEOPLE!!!! YOUTUBE GOT UNLOCKED IN MY SCHOOL!!!

ok, when I came to school youtube was blocked because of "R" rated (R means "restricted" for anyone less than 17) but now YouTube is freed!!! YAY!!!! but the teachers are still mean about it... BUT WHO CARES? I DONT.. all i care about is youtube being unblocked... looks like those guys abandoned these blocking programs to join the WEBNONSENSE company!!!

THE SCHOOL THAT IM IN IS USING SOMETHING worse than webnonsense!!!! it blocks just everything!!! even if you type "we hate apple macs" its gonna block it because of "hate and discrimination"!!! and if you type "macs suck" its gonna block the site because of "pornography/adult content"!!!! how stupid is that? it blocks the sites by looking at the adress, it will tell everything...

I DONT LIKE THE PPL WHO MAKE EM!!!

F.W.S!!!