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when me and CARBUNCLES first came to govan hell, they were about 700 mainstreamers about, and it kept growing, and now it's about 7000, with mainstreamers with same faces as oher mainstreamers, that's not the worst thing about this whole situation, they somehow cloned me and now a girl mainstreamer has the same face as me, sounds farfech'd, but it's true, 0_0, WTF!? yeah If you'd look closer to her face, you'd probably see a mostache there (yeah I have a small mostache, not the big ones you can easily see, just a small nearly-invisable one) so with that said between the brackets, it'll just look plain weird on a mainstreamer, a female one no less! the reason I'm not on capitals, because this was so weird it was not worth it, I'm freaked out, I'm now in a parrelel dimention which showed a short femal mainstreamer version of me who probably plays next gen consoles, which is completly the oppisite of me, and not to forget the Mainstreamer that had the same face a Craig The One Who had The Face as Gaisgum, and The One Who had The Same Face as the "cool" ricki! I think I'm dead in a way, or just dreaming, oh, I'm Just Confused! O_O
Category: Mission Updates | Views: 775 | Added by: Cobrassecondaccount | Date: 2008-10-03 | Rating: 0.0/0 | Comments (0)

At Govan High school we noticed a lot of birds were being killed. This happened just a few weeks ago. First we saw a dead pigeon covered in blood with it's eyes popped out. At first Cobra thought a mainstreamer killed the pigeon with a cigarette machine gun because it didn't give him a fag but what we saw yesterday and today was much worse and more sick than ever. Yesterday we saw another dead bird with feathers everywhere and a used condom lying next to it. As HeroOfKavatch told us they don't shoot the birds they rape them. HOW THE GOVAN HELL CAN A MAINSTREAMER BE SO SICK AND TWISTED!!! And today we followed a trail of feathers to another raped bird. It looked like he started raping the bird behind the bush and dragged it behind the pond to rape it more untill the bird was dead. I guess the mainstreamer who done it was a GTA4 addict and wanted to rape someone (or something) or maybe a non-mainstreamer (Proper Human Beings) mentioned seeing the bird and the mainstreamer mistook the definition of "bird" and thought he ment a female mainstreamer so tryed to have s** with it. How stupid is that?
Category: Mission Updates | Views: 621 | Added by: Rossi_Command | Date: 2008-09-05 | Rating: 0.0/0 | Comments (2)

Those lunatics won't give up their nonsense!

I have no idea how they got like this and why they are completely against one paricular comrade. That gang and their hybrid leader have a really strange mentality. We will now leave WebieJames, our science officer, to do some research on their mental problems..

We advise all ucoz users to remove their site from their affiliates if they added it, and if they start attacking you and spam your site you can cancel the tag board and coments for guests or block their IP numbers.

And check mgs.xippy.co.uk to see black dragon going mad at carbuncles,  he's probably on drugs or something!

Team Alpha Ross    

Category: Mission Updates | Views: 746 | Added by: Rossi_Command | Date: 2008-08-06 | Rating: 0.0/0 | Comments (13)

I've Recently Descovered THis Guy Called "THe Gaming Historian" Not a Bad Guy By Any Means But They're One Episode "The Video game Crash of 1983" That I'm Annoyed At But Just At The Start, The Little Bit At The Start, At The Start, He Was Talking About How Big the Gaming Industry Today Is and Y'now what Footage he used, Shooters, That's It, JUST, shooters, Nothing Else, Just... Shooters... THIS IS PROOVES THAT THEY ARE TOO MANY SHOOTERS THESE DAYS!
Category: Mission Updates | Views: 682 | Added by: Cobra | Date: 2008-07-25 | Rating: 0.0/0 | Comments (7)

You See, In 1983, there was this video game crash, when a lot of people stopped playing video games, Gaming Companies Got Bancrupt, no fun games to play anyway, Well Guess What, I think History's Repeating, Notice those Events Happen Today? Yes, I call this "The Video Game Crash Of 2008" notice the major gaming companies are dying, Sega, Namco, Imfogrammes, Atari, EA, I can go on and on, and are they any good games for any of these consoles, no, are any of the anticipated title look exiting, no! are a lot of People Playing the Modern Day Video Games, NO! NO! NO! History May Be Repeating My Fellow Comrades, This IS THE VIDEO GAME CRASH OF 2008! only they'd probably be no one to stop it, last time, Nintendo managed to save gaming, but now they're part of this crash! Gaming is dying for sure.
They're is no way to stop it I'm afraid, but don't let your gaming tastes go, stick to retro, that's the only thing to do.
Category: Mission Updates | Views: 591 | Added by: Cobra | Date: 2008-07-07 | Rating: 0.0/0 | Comments (7)

CARBUNCLES has reported sightings of mainstreamers that look the same in Govan Hell. Like there was one that looked and talked like GAISGUM but had brown hair. Then there was a female mainstreamer that had the same face Craig. He also told us that female mainstreamers are going into the male mainstreamers toilet, possibly because mainstreamers all have the one gender. So as half of the mainstreamers have the same faces and they are equally obsessed with their phones and cigarettes and half of them wear the same blue jacket with yellow insides they are clones. I know we are making this up for a joke but we do see at least one new mainstreamer everyday. And now people that start to hang around with GIASGUM become like mainstreamers and start to hate the people who were once his friends and start to talk like a mainstreamer. The mainstreamers remind me of the sontarans because they are an evil clone race trying to take over the world. Also they wear blue suits, they have the same faces and they are exactly 5 foot nothing. Something tells me the sontarans are based on the mainstreamers. You should check the rossi file Jammaramma made to find out about the mainstreamers and why they are so obsessed with smoking.

This is how mainstreamers are made.

Category: Mission Updates | Views: 644 | Added by: Rossi_Command | Date: 2008-06-15 | Rating: 5.0/1 | Comments (3)

Bad news it appears that GIASGUM is a mainstreamer. FOR REAL!

So as I see he listens to mainstreamer music on his phone (or mainstreamer coms device as me and Jammaramma call it) he talks about s*x and peoples private parts a lot and he keeps saying "YOUR MAW!" expecting us to laugh our heads off. How the govan hell is that even funny.

Also i saw a mainstreamer who looked exactly the same as him but he had black hair and his voice was slightly higher. possibly an altered clone of him.

And finally he chases female mainstreamers around the horror ground and they even follow him into the male mainstreamers toilet.

So that proves it, he's a mainstreamer.

But what is he doing in the AU?

Category: Mission Updates | Views: 516 | Added by: CARBUNCLES | Date: 2008-06-14 | Rating: 0.0/0 | Comments (2)

The Mainstreamers Surprisingly knew they f*cked up, so they're already planning on a NEXT generation, WTF!? and Guess What, they might be calling the PS4, the Entertainment Station, FOR REAL! HOK Heard this from a Bring Back the PS1 Forum (If only he'd remember the link...) and I even Called it that for a Joke, Same With Xbox 720, Guess What IT Actually IS gonna be the Xbox 720, and I predicted the next Nintendo Console Would Be Puu, or Wii2, but uess What, IT MIGHT BE THE WII2, WTF!? WHERE'S THE F*CKING IMAGINATION!? NEXT GEN WIL BE POINTLESS! Nothing Fresh, Nothiong Origonal, I'm gonna Buy a PS1 and Stick To THat For Life, and Maybe Get the 64, Staurn, Jaguar, Dreamcast, Gamecube, Xbox (Normal), and Game Boy Colour! Next Gen Will be in 2011 or 2012, A Bit of a Rush, Right?
So The Next Gen Will BE F*cking Bad, VERY BAD! All Consoles Will Suck!
Category: Mission Updates | Views: 482 | Added by: Cobra | Date: 2008-06-09 | Rating: 0.0/0 | Comments (0)

After hours of work, I added a games page. I had to create 130 pages, get 130 pictures and create 260 links!!!! It took a days, my whole weekend, but I DID IT!!! go to FWS site and click on games!!!
Category: Mission Updates | Views: 478 | Added by: funwebstuff | Date: 2008-05-11 | Rating: 0.0/0 | Comments (0)


ok, when I came to school youtube was blocked because of "R" rated (R means "restricted" for anyone less than 17) but now YouTube is freed!!! YAY!!!! but the teachers are still mean about it... BUT WHO CARES? I DONT.. all i care about is youtube being unblocked... looks like those guys abandoned these blocking programs to join the WEBNONSENSE company!!!

Category: Mission Updates | Views: 570 | Added by: funwebstuff | Date: 2008-05-07 | Rating: 0.0/0 | Comments (2)

THE SCHOOL THAT IM IN IS USING SOMETHING worse than webnonsense!!!! it blocks just everything!!! even if you type "we hate apple macs" its gonna block it because of "hate and discrimination"!!! and if you type "macs suck" its gonna block the site because of "pornography/adult content"!!!! how stupid is that? it blocks the sites by looking at the adress, it will tell everything...



Category: Mission Updates | Views: 1050 | Added by: funwebstuff | Date: 2008-05-05 | Rating: 0.0/0 | Comments (4)

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